'Provinces?'"WEST!""What?""I need help!""With what, Gilbert? I'm busy.""Love.""You already know how to make love.""Not making love, just love!""Why are you asking me?""You're the first of the two of us to love a dude!""WAS?! You have no evidence on the matter!""Stop making this about you. I think I like a guy!""So, what's the problem?""It's Canada!""Who?""Aw, forget it!""Nein, tell me the problem.""Well, he has provinces!""Provinces?""Yeah! You see my problem?""Nein.""Provinces are like having kids!""I see. You can't be a family man.""Well it might have been fine if he had two or three, but he has thirteen!""I don't think they'd think of you as a parent anyway. They might not even think of him as a parent. You're overreacting.""Overreacting?! Does Italy have thirteen kids?!""I do not love Italy!""You do, too.""I do not!""Ja, you do.""Nein.""Ja.""Nein! And even if I did, it has nothing to do with the subject at hand!""
The Night Before MorningWarning: Mild Swearing.Also, before you read this at all, and I mean all, read this: http://thelosthype.deviantart.com/art/APH-Morning-Pick-Me-Up-pg1-382084498......... This is blocking so in the preview you don't get to the plot spoiler of TheLostHype's story in case you were an idiot and didn't read the comic first like I told you to............Three hours until sunrise, the door to America's home opened and the nation stumbled inside, holding his head, his vision spinning.South looks over at him as he enters, her usual scowl upon her face that comes whenever he goes out drinking and doesn't come back all night. "Alfred, where have you-?!" She stops, sensing something was very wrong. "A- Alfie...?"America shudders, looking up at her with blood red eyes, a streak of blood running down his mouth, from which South could see fangs when he spoke. "Caitlyn... run... please..."She takes a step back, clutching her cross necklace. "A- Alfie..."He shudders agai
Courtesy Call-FACENo.Eh? What do you mean, no?I mean, Im not going in there. Turn the car back on, lets go.We just got here! And we decided, tonight was the night. Youre going to do this.I am not, and you really cant make me.Alfred, youre being a big fat baby right now.Hey!...Dont call me fat.Aww, is whittle Alfwerd scared? Want big brovher to hold your hand?Dude, shut up or Im going to bite you.With that, the American heaved a heavy sigh and looked from his twin brother, sitting anxiously in the drivers seat of their red pick-up truck, to the very posh looking house they had parked in front of. For a few moments, Alfred fiddled with the cross around his neck and then cleared his throat.Does he really have to know Alfred asked his twin, concern and trepidation in his voice. It was unlike Alfred to be this nervous, bu
Big Brother"Angleterre, you're sick." Francis guided the British man to the sofa and sat him down. "You're pale, and you sound sick, and you look sick, and-""I'm not sick." Arthur shoved the concerned Frenchman away, growling. "I'm fine." He pushed himself up and got to his feet, instantly grasping onto the other's shoulder for support. He took a step, found himself to be steady, and took another, moving slowly until he was in the kitchen."What do you think you're doing?" Francis crossed his arms and stood in the entranceway, eyeing the Englishman sternly."Doing the dishes, of course." They'd just finished breakfast when Arthur had suddenly frozen, made some sort of noise, and grasped onto Francis' shoulder for support. He'd blamed it on having had too much alcohol the night before and carried on normally. Then he'd nearly fallen on his way back to the sink, Francis' arms saving him from a cracked skull. And now he was back in the kitchen, the workaholic."No, you're not." Francis strode over